Organizing and Cleaning

At our age, we have been there and done that; so to speak.

There isn't too much that we haven't heard of, discovered and passed on to other generations.

But every now and then, we come across some things that really get us to thinking.

That happened to me the other day, so now                 

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea....

does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?

If it is true that we are here to help others
then what are the others here for?

What hair color do they put on a drivers license for bald men?

I was thinking about the way that moms and dads feed their babies, by using small spoons.
So, tell me, what do Chinese moms use…toothpicks?

Is it true that you never really learn to swear until you learn to drive?

As Income tax time comes along, did you ever notice the ads?
Everything has 'The IRS' !
Did you ever notice that if you put this together it spells 'THEIRS'.
Now that is scary!

Lord, please keep Your arm around my shoulders and 'Your hand over my mouth'!  
In the name of Jesus, Amen

This was sent to me by a subscriber to the newsletter and it was so cute, that I had to pass it on to all of you. Feel free to copy it and keep it going.

My name wasn't in the Obituaries today!!!!  I can go shopping tomorrow!!!

Courtesy of Jan Hayner Organizing Your Life the easy way http://www.organizingandcleaning.com